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Rudolf Hecken - 11 Dec 2006 15:16 GMT I am using Word in MS Office for Mac X . Could somebody give me a hint or link for creating stationery templates with a permanent¹ water mark? My system: Mac Mini with 1.66Ghz Intel Core Duo; Mac OS X 10.4.8. My thanks in advance for your assistance. Rudolf
Daiya Mitchell - 11 Dec 2006 15:56 GMT > I am using Word in MS Office for Mac X . Could somebody give me a hint or > link for creating stationery templates with a permanent¹ water mark? I think Word X doesn't have the Insert Watermark feature? A watermark is just an image anchored in the header with a certain transparency, you can create it manually.
Open up a new doc. Then View | header/footer. Use Insert | Picture | Word Art to put in the basic text/image. Then the Word Art toolbar should come up. Use the Format Word Art icon to change the transparency for that watermark look (under Colors and Lines, and set to No Line, probably)
Once you've got the watermark as you like it, do the rest of the template formatting and save as a template. If you have never created a template, the Help topic should be "Create a document template".
Post back as specific questions arise.
> My system: Mac Mini with 1.66Ghz Intel Core Duo; Mac OS X 10.4.8. > My thanks in advance for your assistance. > Rudolf
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Elliott Roper - 11 Dec 2006 16:08 GMT > > I am using Word in MS Office for Mac X . Could somebody give me a hint or > > link for creating stationery templates with a permanent¹ water mark? [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Post back as specific questions arise. Gosh Daiya! You write a whole essay in the time it takes me to post 6 words!!
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Daiya Mitchell - 11 Dec 2006 16:22 GMT > Gosh Daiya! You write a whole essay in the time it takes me to post 6 > words!! No, that took me more time than the clock shows between my messages. I tend to do most of my composing and then post all together. :)
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Phillip Jones - 12 Dec 2006 01:20 GMT >>> I am using Word in MS Office for Mac X . Could somebody give me a hint or >>> link for creating stationery templates with a Œpermanent¹ water mark? [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > Gosh Daiya! You write a whole essay in the time it takes me to post 6 > words!! That Typing Class did her good in High school. When I was going to high school only women went to typing class. And The boys that tried were looked at funny. :-(
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Elliott Roper - 12 Dec 2006 11:26 GMT <snip>
> > Gosh Daiya! You write a whole essay in the time it takes me to post 6 > > words!! > > > That Typing Class did her good in High school. When I was going to high > school only women went to typing class. And The boys that tried were > looked at funny. :-( Careful there Phillip, Daiya keeps her speed up marking essays. I wish I were offered typing lessons at school. Girls looked at me funny anyway, just before they started laughing outright.
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Phillip Jones - 12 Dec 2006 18:33 GMT Well back in the 60's girl and boys would question you .... orientation if you were boy/man and took typing. Back Then Women took typing and Home Ec. Men played sports and took industrial Arts. IF they tried the other (except women and womens basketball), there were considered .... . :-(
> <snip> >>> Gosh Daiya! You write a whole essay in the time it takes me to post 6 [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I were offered typing lessons at school. Girls looked at me funny > anyway, just before they started laughing outright.
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Donald Stidwell - 12 Dec 2006 19:16 GMT > Well back in the 60's girl and boys would question you .... orientation > if you were boy/man and took typing. Back Then Women took typing and > Home Ec. Men played sports and took industrial Arts. IF they tried the > other (except women and womens basketball), there were considered .... > . :-( I took typing in 6th grade (for me that was 1963). Yeah, I got funny looks... but it was probably the most valuable skill I learned in elementary school.
Clive Huggan - 12 Dec 2006 06:49 GMT On 12/12/06 2:56 AM, in article C1A2BFB5.8AB79%daiyaNOSPAM@mvps.org.INVALID,
>> I am using Word in MS Office for Mac X . Could somebody give me a hint or >> link for creating stationery templates with a permanent¹ water mark? > > I think Word X doesn't have the Insert Watermark feature? <snip>
He may well be using Word 2004; I've noticed lately quite a lot of people referring to "Word X", not knowing that they are using the version that followed Word X.
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Paul Berkowitz - 12 Dec 2006 15:39 GMT On 12/11/06 10:49 PM, in article C1A49C20.22CF7%REMOVETHISoffice@ANDTHISstrategists.com.au, "Clive Huggan" <REMOVETHISoffice@ANDTHISstrategists.com.au> wrote:
> He may well be using Word 2004; I've noticed lately quite a lot of people > referring to "Word X", not knowing that they are using the version that > followed Word X. That is certainly true. However he never quite said "Word X" in the first place - take a look at the subject. He said "Word for Mac X" (which is actually what many people say), quite possibly meaning "Word for Mac OS X", which is accurate if not precise, and he was not necessarily even aware that there has been more than one version of Word for Mac OS X. Many people I know have no particular knowledge or interest in all the different versions. They just mean "I'm now on Mac OS X" (often not aware of which version of that either), not Windows, not old Mac Classic which they were using until recently, "and I'm using Word that I bought for that".
Of course, as we experts know, it _does_ usually make a big difference as to which particular version we're using. But people writing here often don't know, and are not claiming to know, unless and until we ask them to investigate more deeply.
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Clive Huggan - 12 Dec 2006 20:23 GMT On 13/12/06 2:39 AM, in article C1A40D3A.1C9E0%berkowit@spoof_silcom.com,
> On 12/11/06 10:49 PM, in article > C1A49C20.22CF7%REMOVETHISoffice@ANDTHISstrategists.com.au, "Clive Huggan" [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > know, and are not claiming to know, unless and until we ask them to > investigate more deeply. Precisely.
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Rudolf Hecken - 13 Dec 2006 01:09 GMT What a watershed of (most amusing , I must say) comments that followed my inquiry with that imprecise description of the version of Word I am using. Since the wonderful debate seems to bounce between well known MVP celebrities in this newsgroup (Daiya Mitchell, Elliot Roper, Paul Berkowitz, to name just a few.) who at one time or another all have helped me out solving my occasional mental road blocks, I feel compelled to present myself as the 'He who does not know what versions of Word' are our there. The 'He' is a 75+ years old f ella, a Mac enthusiast who has been using MS Word for a very long time, beginning in the dark ages of Windows and eventually and luckily continuing since about three years ago with Word in my Macs. And trust me I actually knew that there is a Word 2004 being an upgrade to 'Microsoft Word X for Mac SR1'. This proper definition of my version of Word can be found, and you all know that of course, in the drop down window of "About Word". I guess a mental slip of tongue created this weird description in the subject line:, i.e. "Word for Mac X". And for all the fun I had reading the threads, I don't feel I should apologize for my mistake. To the contrary, it brought life and character to this community which I thoroughly enjoy. If it were not for you MVPs I probably would still be swearing and ranting, digging my way through manuals which are to thick to be useful and too thin to cover all permutations of possible errors a human being is able to make with a complex tool as Word. Allow me to take this opportunity to thank you all for the great service you are providing to us mortals. You have become my very first resort for helping my brittle brain cope with a complex tool like word. Keep it up and also keep immersing now and then the kind of humour that brings this newsgroup to life. Have a wonderful Holiday Season! Yours truly, Rudolf P. Hecken, PhD EE.
"Clive Huggan" wrote On 12/12/06 3:23 PM:
> On 13/12/06 2:39 AM, in article C1A40D3A.1C9E0%berkowit@spoof_silcom.com, > [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > CH > === Daiya Mitchell - 13 Dec 2006 02:21 GMT Happy Holidays. I guess you got the watermark all sorted?
I personally read the subject line as "Word for Mac" [version] "X", as opposed to "Word" for "Mac [OS] X". :)
At some point after the first "perhaps it's not Word X" post, it also crossed my mind and kept going until just now that someone who wrote this:
> My system: Mac Mini with 1.66Ghz Intel Core Duo; Mac OS X 10.4.8. Probably would know if he were using Word 2004.
But I'm not one to decry fun with pedantry. :)
Daiya
> What a watershed of (most amusing , I must say) comments that followed my > inquiry with that imprecise description of the version of Word I am using. [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Have a wonderful Holiday Season! > Yours truly, Rudolf P. Hecken, PhD EE. Rudolf Hecken - 13 Dec 2006 15:14 GMT Hi,
Just to let you know that I have experimented with the 'watermark in the header concept' . The problem with it is that I seem unable to write on the newly created template if I use something other than the Wordart text box. If I use my own design (JPG for example) I am unable to write on it and can not figure out why. I decided that I would waste your and my precious time to get this feature do what I would have liked to accomplish. Perhaps you could help me with a somewhat different template style: Instead of writing on a plain white sheet I like to create a template with a faint background of my own design having texture or irregular patterns. This template should be available for special writing jobs just like a blank document. Perhaps this is asking something which Word is unable to deliver? Please let me know. Regards, Rudolf
"Daiya Mitchell" wrote On 12/12/06 9:21 PM:
> Happy Holidays. I guess you got the watermark all sorted? > [quoted text clipped - 38 lines] >> Have a wonderful Holiday Season! >> Yours truly, Rudolf P. Hecken, PhD EE. Daiya Mitchell - 13 Dec 2006 15:40 GMT Hi Rudolf,
Entirely possible in Word.
When you Insert | Picture | From File, it comes in with the Layout set to "in line with text", which means you cannot write on top of it. Double-click the image to bring up the Format | Picture dialog and change the Layout to "behind text". Then you should be fine, it should act pretty much like the Word Art image.
Make sure you insert the image with the cursor in the header/footer, so that it will repeat on every page, then drag it wherever you want.
Any image Layout setting other than inline with text is a floating image, which means it is out of the text stream and can be dragged to anywhere on the page, and is denoted by empty outlined boxes around it on selection, instead of the solid black boxes and line that come up when you select an inline image.
Side note: A) most printers will not print all the way to edge, so if you want this look to print, you'll probably have to accept a small blank margin.
Side notes on templates 1) I hope you are not making these changes to the Normal template, as that will mess up your envelopes and labels. Also, don't try to save this as the default template, please. 2) once you get the template set up as you like, save it in the My Templates folder. Use File | Project Gallery to open a clean new doc based on this template. Once this works smoothly, record a macro of the Project Gallery process, and assign that macro a keyboard shortcut, for easy access (even cmd-N if you want), or put it on a toolbar. Post back if you need more guidance with that, although Help will walk you through it also.
PS. If one question is a waste of time, they all are. It's far more fun sorting out how to use Word than troubleshooting.
> Hi, > [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > >> Happy Holidays. I guess you got the watermark all sorted? Elliott Roper - 13 Dec 2006 17:40 GMT > Hi Rudolf, > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Make sure you insert the image with the cursor in the header/footer, so that > it will repeat on every page, then drag it wherever you want. ...also, have a play with the transparency setting in the same dialog box. It might be just right for your needs. I tested the idea with an Aubrey Beardsley print as a background. It is a pity that I'm a bit too old to sending those sort of sexy letters to anyone but the boss of the house.
> Any image Layout setting other than inline with text is a floating image, > which means it is out of the text stream and can be dragged to anywhere on [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > cmd-N if you want), or put it on a toolbar. Post back if you need more > guidance with that, although Help will walk you through it also. and 3) Don't forget to select the document format as "Document Template" rather than "Word Document" in the Save as... dialog on the way out.
> PS. If one question is a waste of time, they all are. It's far more fun > sorting out how to use Word than troubleshooting. PPS. Thanks for the charming note on your original posts.
Sometimes Daiya and I seem to work as a team, separated only by the whole Atlantic Ocean.
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Paul Berkowitz - 14 Dec 2006 16:15 GMT On 12/13/06 9:40 AM, in article 131220061740556252%nospam@yrl.co.uk,
> Sometimes Daiya and I seem to work as a team, separated only by the > whole Atlantic Ocean. Actually, Daiya is on the Pacific Ocean, so you either have to throw in " and the North American continent" or else switch oceans and continents and go around the other way. Either way, it's a long distance....
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Elliott Roper - 14 Dec 2006 18:30 GMT > On 12/13/06 9:40 AM, in article 131220061740556252%nospam@yrl.co.uk, > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > and the North American continent" or else switch oceans and continents and > go around the other way. Either way, it's a long distance.... Who cares? Have another continent in the way if you must. Either way, she's a star. (especially when I agree with her)
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John McGhie [MVP - Word and Word Macintosh] - 17 Dec 2006 07:08 GMT Hey Rudolph:
PLEASE tell me you DIDN'T take Typing at school... :-)
Cheers
On 13/12/06 12:09 PM, in article C1A4BCDF.2267%rhecken@hargray.com, "Rudolf Hecken" <rhecken@hargray.com> wrote:
> What a watershed of (most amusing , I must say) comments that followed my > inquiry with that imprecise description of the version of Word I am using. [quoted text clipped - 56 lines] >> CH >> ===
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Phillip Jones - 17 Dec 2006 16:36 GMT If he is my age he may not have. :-)
When I went to school in the 50's and 60's
It wasn't considered Manly for Guys to to take typing even in college.
Women were expected to take the typing classes, and Guys took shop classes.
IF it happened your orientation was questioned. ;-)
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Rudolf Hecken - 17 Dec 2006 18:01 GMT Hi Phillip,
It might be worthwhile to confess to you and everybody following this thread that I learned of the implied tag of possibly 'having done unmanly things as a guy' only a few days ago from this Newsgroup. I had no idea that knowing how to type efficiently had this connotation. Just to make it clear my orientation has been pretty straight forward: Make a decent living, give your kids a good education and pay your taxes. Thanks for the enlightenment though.
Rudolf
"Phillip Jones" wrote On 12/17/06 11:36 AM:
> If he is my age he may not have. :-) > [quoted text clipped - 77 lines] >>>> CH >>>> === Phillip Jones, CET - 17 Dec 2006 20:26 GMT Hey, we are talking about growing up in the 50's & 60's!
Today anyone, whether gay, straight, or in between, man woman, child, would be crazy not to have an typing skills.
I just wish, I could learn touch typing. Sadly I don't have the concentration, and to much arthritis in my hands to do so. At 57 to memorize the typical computer keyboard/typewriter would be an ordeal.
When I see women type a various offices type at what I consider at blazing speeds. two or three pages or more in the time it took to think about this reply. I just sigh with resignation :-(
It occasionally gives me a grin when I see a man type, and he still doesn't do it near as fast. :-)
And actually I think kids so learn typing in Elementary schools possibly as early as 3rd grade.
I worked for a school system as a service technician on Electronics. I saw the days of the AppleII's in the Classroom. I'd see teachers so afraid of them , they thought if they touched them with a finger they would blow up half the school. The the little first grader would turn the thing on, stick the disk in the Drive, and get started doing something. After a while the teacher was shamed into learning what was natural to a 7 year old.
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Rudolf Hecken - 17 Dec 2006 17:01 GMT Dear John, That is another story. To begin with, NO, I did not take Typing at school. At the time (I was born in Germany) there was no such thing as learning Typing in school and there were not too many type writers in private hands. Think 1946. So, if you really want to know where and how I learned Typing be prepared: Shortly after WWII - I was 14 then - I became my father's helper in his bicycle shop so much so, that I did not find time to do my homework for high school until after dark. Part of my chores was writing some correspondence on his Remington. Being useful to our family in those very difficult years was really great fun for me. However, since that initial 2-finger-system type writing consumed more time than I could afford, I got hold of a manual for learning the 10-finger-system, with progressive lessons which I followed until I was able to write without looking on my fingers. I thought that would be good enough. Today I still love to write stories as you may have noticed and I will not be offended if somebody tells me to shut up in Newsgroup correspondence. Cheers and have a wonderful Holiday! Rudolf
"John McGhie [MVP - Word and Word Macintosh]" wrote On 12/17/06 2:08 AM:
> Hey Rudolph: > [quoted text clipped - 68 lines] >>> CH >>> === Beth Rosengard - 17 Dec 2006 21:01 GMT Hi Rudolf,
Please DON'T shut up :-). I enjoy reading your posts too much!
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On 12/17/06 9:01 AM, in article C1AAE21C.24F1%rhecken@hargray.com, "Rudolf Hecken" <rhecken@hargray.com> wrote:
> Today I still love to write stories as you may have noticed and I will not > be offended if somebody tells me to shut up in Newsgroup correspondence. John McGhie [MVP - Word and Word Macintosh] - 18 Dec 2006 11:24 GMT Hi Rudolph:
OK, sorry about that -- my sense of humour doesn't always cross the Pacific undamaged. I was actually sharing a joke with Phillip; I was not really enquiring about where or how you learned to be a better typist than I.
Nor was I wishing to create any excuse for the rest of the rabble in here to point out to you that I am nearly as old as your good self :-)
Nor invite them to point out that even though I have never learned to type, they STILL feel free to question whatever they can think of about me, including my "orientation".
Rudolph, we're surrounded by very rude people. Well, they are to me! You may well be the only gentleman in here :-)
Cheers
On 18/12/06 4:01 AM, in article C1AAE21C.24F1%rhecken@hargray.com, "Rudolf Hecken" <rhecken@hargray.com> wrote:
> Dear John, > That is another story. [quoted text clipped - 92 lines] >>>> CH >>>> ===
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Rudolf Hecken - 20 Dec 2006 23:50 GMT Hi John,
Please be not sorry. Your sense of humour (or humor on this continent) did not get lost on me ... after the second or third post. I picked up on the theme just to see where it would go.
BTW, I learned a little bit of the triviae of life in other cultures (and of MVPs) and that you folks seem to be a real close knit family. This is not surprising, thinking about it, since you are all reading from 'the same sheet', most of the time at least. I truly enjoy listening in.
Finally, I am proud to report that the trick to put the background picture/watermark into the Header worked great. It opened up a whole new avenue to creating some neat looking stationery for Word X for Mac (!) documents.
Hope you all have a wonderful Holiday Season!!! And a Happy New Year!!!
Rudolf
"John McGhie [MVP - Word and Word Macintosh]" wrote On 12/18/06 6:24 AM:
> Hi Rudolph: > [quoted text clipped - 121 lines] >>>>> CH >>>>> === Clive Huggan - 23 Dec 2006 05:34 GMT Good to hear that the trick worked, Rudolf!
And thank you for your kind remarks about my mates ["cobbers" in relation to the two other Aussies, McGhie and Roper -- although Roper has been exiled in a Very Cold Place since his inoculations got out of date].
And a merry Christmas to you too!
Clive Huggan ============
On 21/12/06 10:50 AM, in article C1AF3686.2632%rhecken@hargray.com, "Rudolf Hecken" <rhecken@hargray.com> wrote:
> Hi John, > [quoted text clipped - 148 lines] >>>>>> CH >>>>>> === Elliott Roper - 23 Dec 2006 13:54 GMT > Good to hear that the trick worked, Rudolf! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > And a merry Christmas to you too! Likewise. From the very cold place.
Clive, you'll love this. The Financial Times ran a piece this morning on the drought in *Outback* Australia. Where? Wait for it....
The "outback outpost of Nimmitabel" I kid you not. Here is the url http://www.ft.com/cms/s/565aa09c-922a-11db-a945-0000779e2340.html OK, they are short of water, but for non-Australian readers, the outback it ain't. It is less than 100 miles from Clive, nestling in the bosom of Australia's capital city.
As always, if it's in the papers, it's a lie, damned lie, or statistics.
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Phillip Jones - 23 Dec 2006 16:37 GMT The only "OutBack" I know about is.
1) what I see from the back door of my home. 2) The place where they serve "Blooming onions" and Thick Steaks! ;-)
Merry Christmas to everyone!
>> Good to hear that the trick worked, Rudolf! >> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > As always, if it's in the papers, it's a lie, damned lie, or statistics.
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Clive Huggan - 23 Dec 2006 23:01 GMT On 24/12/06 12:54 AM, in article 231220061354179177%nospam@yrl.co.uk,
>> Good to hear that the trick worked, Rudolf! >> [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > As always, if it's in the papers, it's a lie, damned lie, or statistics. Warning: Microsoft Word content in this post is zero.
Apologies for being off topic -- caused by having only one more sleep till Christmas prezzies (and from excessive playing with 2+4 y.o. grandchildren)...
Not only does it say "outback" but "in the outback outpost of Nimmitabel"!! What a hoot! Nimmitabel is 45 miles from the coast!
But it was written by "Raphael Minder in Sydney". Like many Sydney journalists, he probably sees no reason to leave the comfort of the local pub. Or maybe he's a freelancer on a backpacking holiday from the Old Dart, frying himself at Bondi Beach.
Still as dry as a n's n all over the place though, Elliott.
Phillip: Plenty of thick steaks in the Australian outback too. But going very cheap. "Outback" in Australia is never used to describe somewhere less than say 300 miles from the coast, and usually about 400 miles. Out there it's *way* bigger than Texas (and nowhere like as lush as your much-loved Virginia). ;-)
Yuletide compliments...
Clive ======
Phillip Jones, CET - 25 Dec 2006 00:05 GMT > On 24/12/06 12:54 AM, in article 231220061354179177%nospam@yrl.co.uk, > [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > Clive > ====== I live in one of the USA's Original Southern States.
And Out Back refers to anything you see out your back door.
Being in Christmas Spirit and having a little fun I was playing with your words OutBack. I've never seen it (the real thing). Possible a little on TV maybe, with Steve Erwin. And we have a Restaurant called "the OutBack Steakhouse" Merry Christmas to all.
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