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Mac Forum / General / Networking / June 2005How many Mac users do you need to change a light bulb ???
Answer : None Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! > Answer : None > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! Laugh! I never thought I'ld start. Dale  Signaturedstanbro@spam.o.matic.bigpond.net.au > Answer : None > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! Yes! Very good. :-) Signature/Z Remove NOT..INVALID to email > Yes! Very good. :-) See? The other WinFucks can't even tell when a joke is bad since that's all they know! How many Windows engineers does it take to make a light bulb? We don't know--they're still releasing bugfixes and patching holes. We have to wait until 2007 for them to figure out how to turn it on... > Answer : None > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! > How many Windows engineers does it take to make a light bulb? We don't > know--they're still releasing bugfixes and patching holes. We have to > wait until 2007 for them to figure out how to turn it on... Naaah, they made darkness a feature. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough > > Answer : None > > > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! SignaturePhil Stripling | email to the replyto address is presumed The Civilized Explorer | spam and read later. email from this URL http://www.cieux.com/ | http://www.civex.com/ is read daily. Q. How many Windows Users are needed to change a light bulb? A. Seven: One to read the directions from "The Idiot's Guide To Changing Light Bulbs (Windows Edition)." One to screw out the light bulb. One to find the correct light bulb at the supermarket. One to figure out how to get the bulb out of the package. One to check the bulb package for malware, adware, worms, Trojan Horses and Viruses. (Magnifier glass needed, as these are difficult to spot) One to stick his finger into the socket to see if: (a) The bulb was really burned out; or (b) the switch had been turned off. One to attempt to screw in the light bulb. and One Mac user to supervise the operation, laughing all the way to the wall switch that was in the OFF position all the while. SignatureI know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. -- Robert McCloskey, State Department spokesman (attributed) > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! It only takes one Windows user to screw in a light bulb, but he has to use a special light bulb driver to do it. Sometimes he can't find the right driver for the particular bulb, and he's the one that gets screwed! > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! Too bad you f.cks can't do comedy. Geez...you suck! > Answer : None > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! We Mac users may not know how to change a very sophisticated item like a light bulb, but we know how to spell "light". We wouldn't call a Windows user because they are spending all their time troubleshooting their own system. Sometimes so much troubleshooting, that they forget how to spell, and spell it "ligh" instead of "light". Thanks for showing us how smart a Windows user really is. > Answer : None > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! We wouldn't need to, a Mac light bulb wouldn't fail ;-) SignatureAndy Hewitt ** FAF#1, (Ex-OSOS#5) - FJ1200 ABS Honda Civic: Windows free zone (Mac G5 Dual Processor) http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/thehewitts2/index.htm (updated Feb 21 2005) > > Answer : None > > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > We wouldn't need to, a Mac light bulb wouldn't fail ;-) Light bulbs are so nineties old-technology. OP and friends haven't heard of them newfangled LED's yet. Chuck R Detroit > > > Answer : None > > > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Light bulbs are so nineties old-technology. OP and friends haven't heard > of them newfangled LED's yet. LOL, but then we don't care 'how' they work do we, just as long as they do. SignatureAndy Hewitt ** FAF#1, (Ex-OSOS#5) - FJ1200 ABS Honda Civic: Windows free zone (Mac G5 Dual Processor) http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/thehewitts2/index.htm (updated Feb 21 2005) > > > > Answer : None > > > > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > LOL, but then we don't care 'how' they work do we, just as long as they > do. Nah, Steve Jobs would just declare burned out light bulbs "cool". Apple packages them in white plastic boxes, sells a ton of "the next big thing" to the Apple Lemmings. Dan > > > > > Answer : None > > > > > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Apple packages them in white plastic boxes, sells a ton of "the next big > thing" to the Apple Lemmings. Hey there Dan the next big thing Steve Jobs is trying to sell us on is Intel chips, which is what PeeCees run on. Is that cool or what? SignatureTelamon Ventura, California > Answer : None > > Mac users don't know anything about sophisticated devices like ligh bulbs. > > They have to call a Windows user to do the job ! The widows user knows it is not a fault but a feature. It will be resolved in next version of Widows service pack 123... It depends on what you want to change it into. SignatureTom Stiller PGP fingerprint = 5108 DDB2 9761 EDE5 E7E3 7BDA 71ED 6496 99C0 C7CF |
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