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Tony Winston - 11 Oct 2006 04:43 GMT
When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
turn it off when it's not in use?

It's a desktop G4.

The sound was ocassional in the past few weeks, but since today it's
been steady – even when the computer is sleeping.

I'm worried that the hard drive won't last much longer.

Thanks.

Tony
dorayme - 11 Oct 2006 06:00 GMT
> When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Tony

Open it up and have it running. Most of these G4s are dead easy
with the side door on a hing revealing all... See what it is, if
it is a fan, easy to replace. If it is a HD, again, easy to
replace. You backed up I hope?

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Tony Winston - 11 Oct 2006 17:50 GMT
> > When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> > turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> >
> > Tony

You backed up I hope?

Yes.

So far this morning the computer is quiet again.

Tony
isw - 11 Oct 2006 06:44 GMT
> When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> I'm worried that the hard drive won't last much longer.

Could be the hard drive, could be a fan. Can you find out which? Often,
the drive will spin down when the Mac is sleeping; the fan will probably
keep on running.

Isaac
Adrian - 11 Oct 2006 15:44 GMT
> When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Tony

Not likely to be hard drive as that will spin down when sleeping ... as
should the fans after a minute. Could be a dying power supply perhaps.
Definitely leave it off when you are not there to, err, put out the
flames!

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Mike Rosenberg - 11 Oct 2006 16:57 GMT
> Not likely to be hard drive as that will spin down when sleeping ...

That depends on the Energy Saver settings.

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Adrian - 11 Oct 2006 17:15 GMT
> > Not likely to be hard drive as that will spin down when sleeping ...
>
> That depends on the Energy Saver settings.

Not on mine. My hard drives spin down when the Mac itself is sleeping.
The only energy saver setting which refers to Hard Drives is "Put the
hard disk(s) to sleep when possible." ... which isn't to do with what
happens when you sleep the computer ... that's just to allow the
computer to temporarily spin down the disks during the time the computer
is awake. I specifically don't have this set to happen, yet they still
spin down (as they should) when my Mac itself sleeps. I have not used a
a Mac desktop or laptop which keeps its hard drive spinning when asleep
... but perhaps you have?

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G.T. - 11 Oct 2006 18:20 GMT
> > > Not likely to be hard drive as that will spin down when sleeping ...
> >
> > That depends on the Energy Saver settings.
>
> Not on mine. My hard drives spin down when the Mac itself is sleeping.

At least up until 10.3.9 that has been the behaviour with mine, too.  I
don't see how it could be called sleep if the harddrive is still awake.

Greg
Tony Winston - 11 Oct 2006 17:54 GMT
> > When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> > turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> Definitely leave it off when you are not there to, err, put out the
> flames!

Okay. I HAVE been worried about a short circuit or something like that.
The noise is pretty loud when it sounds.

Right now it's quiet again, probably because I turned the machine off in
the middle of the night.

Thanks, Adrian.
nosredna2 - 13 Oct 2006 02:11 GMT
> When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Tony

Would you describe it as a whining or "mooing" sound? If so, it could be
the power supply fan. This happened to my G4 last year. The repair shop
replaced the fan and all is well. While the G4 was in the shop I had
them clean all the dust that had accumulated.
nosredna2 - 13 Oct 2006 02:12 GMT
> > When a Macintosh emits a loud noise (a steady drone) is it better to
> > turn it off when it's not in use?
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> replaced the fan and all is well. While the G4 was in the shop I had
> them clean all the dust that had accumulated.

I meant a low "moaning" sound (not "whining" sound).
dorayme - 13 Oct 2006 02:23 GMT
In article
<nosredna-76DC99.21125612102006@news.isp.giganews.com>,

Maybe if I say it again to the OP (as i did right at the start).
open the thing and find out, it is easy enough to do, if you need
help, ask. Model needed.

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Tony Winston - 13 Oct 2006 16:40 GMT
> In article
> <nosredna-76DC99.21125612102006@news.isp.giganews.com>,
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> --
> dorayme

Thanks, Dorayme.

The computer isn't easy to open to troubleshoot; it's wedged into a
computer desk that's wedged against a wall. It would be a big struggle
to unplug and plug in all of the cables to extract the computer.. Then,
if I unplug all the cables and haul the computer out of the desk, and
open the computer, I wouldn't know what to do after that and I'm inept
at mechanical tasks.

Tony
dorayme - 13 Oct 2006 21:58 GMT
> > Maybe if I say it again to the OP (as i did right at the start).
> > open the thing and find out, it is easy enough to do, if you need
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Tony

OK I understand this problem. When I got my latest G4 I built a
small roller tray underneath that lets me roll the show out
easily and drop the side panel.

If you have a silvery G4 tower with a hinged door, it requires no
technical knowledge at all to open the door and have the machine
on. All is revealed and it is easy enough to pinpoint where
noises are coming from and you can be helped to do this. I mean,
if this rather disturbing sound is coming out, you will have to
yank the thing out! All this loquacious going on back and forth
is merely delaying the final crunch moment. You HAVE to get your
hands on the thing Tony. Trust me. You will enjoy it too.

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Tony Winston - 15 Oct 2006 14:43 GMT
> > The computer isn't easy to open to troubleshoot; it's wedged into a
> > computer desk that's wedged against a wall. It would be a big struggle
[quoted text clipped - 20 lines]
> --
> dorayme

If I extracted the computer and opened it and pinpointed the noise, then what?

Tony
patrick j - 15 Oct 2006 15:14 GMT
> If I extracted the computer and opened it and pinpointed the noise, then what?

I think that if you open it up and pinpoint the noise then surely you
will know if it is the fan or the hard drive?

You might be very lucky and have the experience I had when my
combi-boiler was making a terribly loud noise all of a sudden.

I opened it up and discovered that one of the screws holding the fan in
place was a bit loose so I tightened it and the noise was gone.

So something that seemed like it was terrible turned out to be nothing.
Anyway the fan on my combi-boiler is a vast thing compared with the fan
in your G4, but you never know, maybe the mounting for your fan is
loose?

You mention that the computer is inaccessible, but to have it fixed you
will have to get it out anyway. So you could get it out, have a look
inside to see if the problem is obvious, if not take it to the nearest
Apple repair place and get it fixed.

I feel obliged to mention the obvious that if you open up the computer
and run it then there's electricity coursing about inside. I appreciate
it is rather an obvious thing to write but I should mention it.

If you open it up when it is switched off there is probably still a
risk of shock but it is very small indeed.

When it is switched off if you feel inclined towards touching any of
the chips or the motherboard then it's a good idea to touch the chassis
first as you might be charged with static electricity and thus do harm.
To those tiny circuits in those chips you are like Mighty Thor issuing
forth great thunderbolts.

However in fact you won't need to touch the motherboard or any of the
chips or anything so the Mighty Thor experience isn't one you'll need
to have.

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Tony Winston - 15 Oct 2006 21:54 GMT
> > If I extracted the computer and opened it and pinpointed the noise, then
> what?
>
> I think that if you open it up and pinpoint the noise then surely you
> will know if it is the fan or the hard drive?

What I meant was: If I ectracted the computer from the computer desk
it's wedged into and opened it and pinpointed the noise to be either
from the fan or the hard drive, then what, other than possilbly
tightening a screw on the fan?

> You might be very lucky and have the experience I had when my
> combi-boiler was making a terribly loud noise all of a sudden.
[quoted text clipped - 15 lines]
> and run it then there's electricity coursing about inside. I appreciate
> it is rather an obvious thing to write but I should mention it.

It's partly because of the dangers that I don't want to try to fix the
problem myself.

> If you open it up when it is switched off there is probably still a
> risk of shock but it is very small indeed.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> To those tiny circuits in those chips you are like Mighty Thor issuing
> forth great thunderbolts.

I wouldn't know how to identify the chassis.

Tony

> However in fact you won't need to touch the motherboard or any of the
> chips or anything so the Mighty Thor experience isn't one you'll need
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Patrick
> Brighton, UK
patrick j - 15 Oct 2006 22:31 GMT
> It's partly because of the dangers that I don't want to try to fix the
> problem myself.

I feel that if you don't want to look inside then you shouldn't.

You could take it to an Apple repair shop perhaps?

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dorayme - 15 Oct 2006 23:43 GMT
> > > The computer isn't easy to open to troubleshoot; it's wedged into a
> > > computer desk that's wedged against a wall

> > If you have a silvery G4 tower with a hinged door, it requires no
> > technical knowledge at all to open the door and have the machine
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> > is merely delaying the final crunch moment. You HAVE to get your
> > hands on the thing Tony. Trust me. You will enjoy it too.

> If I extracted the computer and opened it and pinpointed the noise, then what?

If it is the fan, you replace the fan, if it is the hard disk,
you replace it. If you need instructions on these things you seek
them. If you do not know where to seek them, ask. Lets us take
one step at a time. But I understand your concern. You do not
want to go a lot of trouble and get stuck and nowhere. But you
need to be brave in these situations. Think of a whistle blowing
and you have to get out of the trench and charge forward. Not all
such charges end up in death, a few men get through now and then
old boy...

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Tony Winston - 16 Oct 2006 01:28 GMT
> > > > The computer isn't easy to open to troubleshoot; it's wedged into a
> > > > computer desk that's wedged against a wall
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> If it is the fan, you replace the fan, if it is the hard disk,
> you replace it.

But I don't have a spare fan or hard disk.

> If you need instructions on these things you seek
> them.

> If you do not know where to seek them, ask.

That's what I'm doing here.

> Lets us take
> one step at a time.

We are.

>But I understand your concern. You do not
> want to go a lot of trouble and get stuck and nowhere.

Right.

> But you
> need to be brave in these situations. Think of a whistle blowing
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> --
> dorayme

If only a few men get through now and then, I'd rather send another man
in my stead.

I'm an artist, not a computer engineer.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 16 Oct 2006 04:08 GMT
> But I don't have a spare fan or hard disk.

There exist things called "stores" where one can exchange "currency"
for "goods and services".

But having followed this thread for long enough, I would advise you to
do absolutely nothing to diagnose or resolve the problem. Odds are your
G4 will continue to run just fine for at least another decade or two.

> I'm an artist, not a computer engineer.

Yes, it's now painfully clear that you're an artist and likely nothing
else.
Mike Rosenberg - 16 Oct 2006 14:03 GMT
> > I'm an artist, not a computer engineer.
>
> Yes, it's now painfully clear that you're an artist and likely nothing
> else.

Dave, do you want to be the one to tell him that the munged address he's
using contains a valid domain name, or should I do that?

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Dave Balderstone - 16 Oct 2006 15:52 GMT
> > > I'm an artist, not a computer engineer.
> >
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> Dave, do you want to be the one to tell him that the munged address he's
> using contains a valid domain name, or should I do that?

You go ahead, I think he's going to be cross with me now.
Tony Winston - 16 Oct 2006 19:05 GMT
> > But I don't have a spare fan or hard disk.
>
> There exist things called "stores" where one can exchange "currency"
> for "goods and services".

Of course, but Dorayme suggested that it should be easy for me to open
the machine and fix the trouble myself. Quote by Doryame:

> If it is the fan, you replace the fan, if it is the hard disk,
you replace it.

> But having followed this thread for long enough, I would advise you to
> do absolutely nothing to diagnose or resolve the problem. Odds are your
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> Yes, it's now painfully clear that you're an artist and likely nothing
> else.

Then it's just as likely that you're a computer technician and nothing
else.

No person in his right mind would suggest that if a layman's TV, DVD
player, stereo or microwave oven emits a strange drone, that he should
open one of those machines and try to try to troubleshoot the problem
himself (especially with the electrical current still going through the machine).

If you had a damaged painting, I wouldn't expect you – a computer
technician – to have the skills to restore it easily – or to restore it
at all.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 16 Oct 2006 19:19 GMT
> Then it's just as likely that you're a computer technician and nothing
> else.

That doesn't follow. You made the claim about yourself. I'm many things.

> No person in his right mind would suggest that if a layman's TV, DVD
> player, stereo or microwave oven emits a strange drone, that he should
> open one of those machines and try to try to troubleshoot the problem
> himself (especially with the electrical current still going through the machine).

The advice dorayme's given you is perfectly fine. Your argument was
that it's too much bother to extricate the computer from where you've
placed it to even determine where the noise is coming from. So I advise
you to ignore the problem until whatever component that is failing
finally does fail. The you can leave the Mac where it is and go buy a
new one, as that will be far, far easier for you.
Tony Winston - 16 Oct 2006 19:33 GMT
> > Then it's just as likely that you're a computer technician and nothing
> > else.
>
> That doesn't follow. You made the claim about yourself. I'm many things.

That doesn't follow. I claimed that I'm an artist. That doesn't mean I
can't be other things, but you claimed that I can only be an artist.

> > No person in his right mind would suggest that if a layman's TV, DVD
> > player, stereo or microwave oven emits a strange drone, that he should
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> that it's too much bother to extricate the computer from where you've
> placed it to even determine where the noise is coming from.

That's not the point. The point was that even if I opened the machine
and determined the source of the noise, I wouldn't know how to fix it
unless the problem was a loose screw on the fan. Chances are it's
something more serious, so my effort to fix the problem myself would be
wasted.

Besides, I need the computer this week for an important job, so if I
extracted the computer myself and tried to fix the problem myself or
take the computer to a repair shop, it would be after that rush job is done.

I'm turning off the computer when I'm not using it now, so avoid making
the problem worse, so the troubleshooting you suggest may not be as
urgent as you think.

> So I advise
> you to ignore the problem until whatever component that is failing
> finally does fail. The you can leave the Mac where it is and go buy a
> new one, as that will be far, far easier for you.

I didn't write -- or even vaguely imply -- that I would leave the
problem unattended indefinitely.

Why should I hastily open the machine myself at the first sugestion by a
stranger on a newsgroup? It makes more sense to get a variety of advice
first and then make a rational decision after mulling over the options.
There's always a variety of advice given on issues like this, but not
all of the advice is good advice in every instance.

Tony
Adrian - 16 Oct 2006 20:02 GMT
> That's not the point. The point was that even if I opened the machine
> and determined the source of the noise, I wouldn't know how to fix it
> unless the problem was a loose screw on the fan. Chances are it's
> something more serious, so my effort to fix the problem myself would be
> wasted.

This thread started with you looking for advice about an apparent
hardware problem. Several people spent time and effort trying to
diagnose the problem (secondhand) and provide practical advice ... you
then didn't seem to want it! It just seems surprising that if you
weren't up for getting in there yourself that you would post the query
in the first place! There's no shame in being reluctant to take on your
own repairs ... but best call a professional rather than draw us all
into thinking we are helping you.

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Tony Winston - 16 Oct 2006 20:40 GMT
> > That's not the point. The point was that even if I opened the machine
> > and determined the source of the noise, I wouldn't know how to fix it
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> own repairs ... but best call a professional rather than draw us all
> into thinking we are helping you.

You misinterpet.

I DO appreciate the advice.

There were two main suggestions: either to troubleshoot the problem
myself or to get a technician to fix it.

As I've explained, I've decided to follow the second main suggestion
(taking the computer to a Mac repair store) so I don't see why I should
be criticized.

Tony
Mike Rosenberg - 16 Oct 2006 22:54 GMT
> There were two main suggestions: either to troubleshoot the problem
> myself or to get a technician to fix it.

Oh, I understand now.  THAT's the cause of confusion.  Usually what
people do without involving the newsgroup is take their computer to a
repair shop, and they post here to _avoid_ doing that.

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Dave Balderstone - 16 Oct 2006 23:40 GMT
> > There were two main suggestions: either to troubleshoot the problem
> > myself or to get a technician to fix it.
>
> Oh, I understand now.  THAT's the cause of confusion.  Usually what
> people do without involving the newsgroup is take their computer to a
> repair shop, and they post here to _avoid_ doing that.

Ah, but Tony's a fine artiste!

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Mike Rosenberg - 16 Oct 2006 23:47 GMT
> Ah, but Tony's a fine artiste!
>
> <http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/window/media/player/0,,71208-449849-WML
> O,00.html>

Oh, you're just evil!  ;-)

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Dave Balderstone - 17 Oct 2006 00:31 GMT
> > Ah, but Tony's a fine artiste!
> >
> > <http://www.artistdirect.com/nad/window/media/player/0,,71208-449849-WML
> > O,00.html>
>
> Oh, you're just evil!  ;-)

You're not the first to suggest this, but I prefer to be called a cynic.

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Adrian - 16 Oct 2006 23:31 GMT
> As I've explained, I've decided to follow the second main suggestion
> (taking the computer to a Mac repair store) so I don't see why I should
> be criticized.

Fair enough ...

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Tony Winston - 17 Oct 2006 19:11 GMT
> > As I've explained, I've decided to follow the second main suggestion
> > (taking the computer to a Mac repair store) so I don't see why I should
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> --
> Adrian

Mike, Dave and Doryame don't think it's fair enough.

They've hostile and derogatory toward me, even though I've expressed
gratitude for their advice and wrote that I would heed some of the advice.

I think they need to get out more into the normal world. I am in the
majority. For example, yesterday I went shopping the clerk at the store
where I shopped asked how I am. I replied that I was stressed because my
computer is malfunctioning, and that some techies on the Internet
derided me for not wanting to open the machine to diagnose the problem
and replace components of it.

She agreed with me. "I wouldn't touch that (task) with a ten-foot pole,"
she said. I'm sure that most normal people feel the same way.

I'm only a mid-level technician, and therefore not qualified to do all
of the diagnostic and repair work suggested.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 17 Oct 2006 19:31 GMT
> Mike, Dave and Doryame don't think it's fair enough.
>
> They've hostile and derogatory toward me, even though I've expressed
> gratitude for their advice and wrote that I would heed some of the advice.

I'm not hostile toward you, just to set the record straight...

<snip a bunch of whining and self-pity>

> I'm only a mid-level technician, and therefore not qualified to do all
> of the diagnostic and repair work suggested.

My 10-year-old child can do the work that's been discussed here, and
could have done it three years ago at seven.

YOU are the one who has decided he isn't capable of using  a
phillips-head screwdriver, that it's too much trouble to extricate the
computer, and that you are "an artist, not a computer engineer" and
therefore incapable of doing basic troubleshooting.

And that is, in my opinion, deserving of derision, because it's STUPID.
Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 01:35 GMT
> > Mike, Dave and Doryame don't think it's fair enough.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
> My 10-year-old child can do the work that's been discussed here, and
> could have done it three years ago at seven.

Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is child's work?
Your child must be exceptional. I don't know of any 10-year-olds with
those skills.

> YOU are the one who has decided he isn't capable of using  a
> phillips-head screwdriver,

Not true. That much I said I could do, as I pointed out repeatedly. But
I think that one of the fans needs replacing, and that's more complex
than tightening a screw.

>that it's too much trouble to extricate the
> computer, and that you are "an artist, not a computer engineer" and
> therefore incapable of doing basic troubleshooting.

Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is not basic
troubleshooting, espcially without because I don't have the computer's
manual. I have no trainiing in any of those things. The only thing I've
done inside one of computers is installing a U.S.B. card and I had a
computer manual with diagrams on hand before I tackled that.

If you had a damaged painting, would you consider trying to repair it
'basic troubleshooting'? An amateur trying to fix a damaged painting
could fail and even worsen the damage.

Tony
G.T. - 18 Oct 2006 01:52 GMT
> > > Mike, Dave and Doryame don't think it's fair enough.
> > >
[quoted text clipped - 28 lines]
> Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is not basic
> troubleshooting,

Replacing RAM is basic troubleshooting, replacing a harddrive is without a
doubt basic repair, and replacing a fan or power supply is a slight step
above harddrive replacement.

> espcially without because I don't have the computer's
> manual.

Easily available.  Seriously easily available.

Greg
Dave Balderstone - 18 Oct 2006 01:58 GMT
> Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is child's work?
> Your child must be exceptional. I don't know of any 10-year-olds with
> those skills.

I don't know any children older than seven who couldn't do those
things, with the exception of some profoundly mentally disabled ones.

> Not true. That much I said I could do, as I pointed out repeatedly. But
> I think that one of the fans needs replacing, and that's more complex
> than tightening a screw.

No, it isn't.

> Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is not basic
> troubleshooting,

Yes, it is.

> espcially without because I don't have the computer's
> manual.

You've been told where to obtain the manual.

> I have no trainiing in any of those things.

Training is not required.

> The only thing I've
> done inside one of computers is installing a U.S.B. card and I had a
> computer manual with diagrams on hand before I tackled that.

Then you're entirely capable of replacing ANY component in a Mac G4.
Any.

> If you had a damaged painting, would you consider trying to repair it
> 'basic troubleshooting'?

Of course not. Repairing a damaged painting requires a high level of
skill obtained through extensive training and long practice. It's
entirely unlike troubleshooting and replacing components in a Mac G4,
which is a trivial exercise that you've convinced yourself is beyond
your capability. You refused to even pull the computer out to where you
determine what component is making the noise, a task that only requires
basic hearing ability.

I'm not calling you unintelligent, but man, you're sure acting STUPID.
Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 03:25 GMT
> > Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is child's work?
> > Your child must be exceptional. I don't know of any 10-year-olds with
[quoted text clipped - 22 lines]
>
> Training is not required.

If trainging isn't required then manuals aren't required, because
manuals enable training, and I only got access to a manual a few minutes ago.

> > The only thing I've
> > done inside one of computers is installing a U.S.B. card and I had a
> > computer manual with diagrams on hand before I tackled that.
>
> Then you're entirely capable of replacing ANY component in a Mac G4.
> Any.

That's encouraging.

> > If you had a damaged painting, would you consider trying to repair it
> > 'basic troubleshooting'?
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> which is a trivial exercise that you've convinced yourself is beyond
> your capability.

That depends partly on innate abilities. Some people consider painting
repair to be elementary, because they're naturally talented at that.

You refused to even pull the computer out to where you
> determine what component is making the noise, a task that only requires
> basic hearing ability.

But it could take half an hour of aerobics just to get my computer out
of the desk and open it. The area behind my desk looks like a snake pit
with all
those cords.

An acquaintance of mine who's an expert in The Dark Side has seen my
studio and he agreed that it would be a hassle to extricate the computer
from the desk. The computer is so close to the wall I have to crawl on
my back under the desk while holding a hand mirror to try to see what's
plugged in where, and even then I can't see some of the ports and I have
a back injury. And I can't move the desk because there's a table next to
it with a 200-pound wide-format printer on it and the table with its
contents of papers weighs about forty or fify pounds. And right next to that
table is a four-level legal-size filing cabinet that's full.

And I don't know what to do even if I found out where the noise is
coming from. For example, somebody said it could be the power supply
that's causing the noise. What's the power supply? Does that mean the
battery? Sorry, but I'm not familiar with all of the hardware terms. I'm
just an entrepeneur, not a high-level technician.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 18 Oct 2006 03:51 GMT
> An acquaintance of mine who's an expert in The Dark Side has seen my
> studio and he agreed that it would be a hassle to extricate the computer
> from the desk.

I've already advised you to do nothing until the computer fails. You
don't like that advice.

I've advised to extricate the computer and determine what component is
failing. You don't like that advice.

I've advised you that you can easily replace any component inside the
G4. You don't like that advice.

So now I am going to offer you one final piece of advice...

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Rowbotth - 18 Oct 2006 04:01 GMT
> > An acquaintance of mine who's an expert in The Dark Side has seen my
> > studio and he agreed that it would be a hassle to extricate the computer
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> <http://www.balderstone.ca/stfu.jpg>

Well, Dave, from my experiences, sometimes you give very good advice and
sometimes you give very not good advice.

So don't get strung out if people fail to treat every word from your
keyboard as manna from the heavens.  It is just a judgement call, and
you have got to keep your sense of perspective.

We are all human - from the posting schmoes all the way up (or whatever)
to you.

"Or what?"

H.
Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 04:26 GMT
> > > Replacing a fan, hard drive or power supply and RAM is child's work?
> > > Your child must be exceptional. I don't know of any 10-year-olds with
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> contents of papers weighs about forty or fify pounds. And right next to that
> table is a four-level legal-size filing cabinet that's full.

I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
something, I have a hell of a time figuring out what's going on. The
icons and words on the cords and back of the computer are so small and
dim that they're difficult or impossible for me to discern even when
bright sunshine is streaming into my studio – which it's ususally not –
and it takes me longer and more stuggle than it would for a person with
normal vision.

So when I say it's a frigging hassle to extricate my computer and put it
back into place, I mean it's a frigging hassle.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 18 Oct 2006 04:36 GMT
> I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
> something, I have a hell of a time figuring out what's going on.

Sucks to be you.
Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 05:01 GMT
> > I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> > eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
> > something, I have a hell of a time figuring out what's going on.
>
> Sucks to be you.

a.shole.
Michael Vilain - 18 Oct 2006 08:51 GMT
> > > I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> > > eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> a.shole.

Whiny luser.  *plonk*

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Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 16:05 GMT
> > > > I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> > > > eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Whiny luser.  *plonk*

As I wrote elsewhere in this thread, I've been proved to be right; the
computer noise was a challenge to fix even for a professional computer
specialist with a four-year computer diploma, and he agreed that it
would have been dificult if not impossible for me to fix the problem
because of my lack of knowledge of computers and the complexity of the
problem, so instead of being a 'luser'  I've been shown to be wise.

And I'm not a loser; I'm a celebrity who's increasingly envied by my peers.

And by the way, you don't even know how to f.cking spell, moron. You're
a presumpuous ignoramus.

Tony
Philo D - 20 Oct 2006 16:38 GMT
> ...
>  you don't know how to spell
> ...
> presumpuous
> ...

???
Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 20:56 GMT
> > ...
> >  you don't know how to spell
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> ???

I was in a hurry to send my letter because I was angry at that cynical,
self-aggrandizing f.cking a.shole Michel Viain, who called me a 'luser'.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 20 Oct 2006 21:01 GMT
> > > ...
> > >  you don't know how to spell
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Tony

<http://www.google.com/url?sa=X&start=3&oi=define&q=http://en.wikipedia.
org/wiki/Luser&sig=__j3HSH7MoDPqHnDqOUsAUC8IZJvg=>

"In Internet slang, a luser is a painfully annoying, stupid, or
irritating computer user."

Michel's got your number, Slim.
Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 22:35 GMT
> > > ...
> > >  you don't know how to spell
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> Tony

I meant "Michale Vain".

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 20 Oct 2006 22:44 GMT
> > > > ...
> > > >  you don't know how to spell
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Tony

Are you sure you didn't mean "Michael Vilain"?

Luser...
Paul Sture - 21 Oct 2006 01:23 GMT
> > ...
> >  you don't know how to spell
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> ???

"knumbskulls" too.

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Mike Rosenberg - 20 Oct 2006 22:17 GMT
> And I'm not a loser; I'm a celebrity who's increasingly envied by my peers.

Shouldn't you also remind us of your journalism credentials and IQ?

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Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 22:45 GMT
> > And I'm not a loser; I'm a celebrity who's increasingly envied by my peers.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> <http://designsbymike.biz/prius.shtml> Prius shirts & bumper stickers
> <http://cafepress.com/comedancing> Ballroom dance-themed shirts & gift

Well, it was tempting, but we've been through that before, and some of
the knumbskulls are too retarded to appreciate those things.

And are those journalism credentials and I.Q. less impressive than being
a salesman of "mugs, bumper stickers, buttons, and magnets"?

Tony
Mike Rosenberg - 20 Oct 2006 22:46 GMT
> As I wrote elsewhere in this thread, I've been proved to be right; the
> computer noise was a challenge to fix even for a professional computer
> specialist with a four-year computer diploma, and he agreed that it
> would have been dificult if not impossible for me to fix the problem
> because of my lack of knowledge of computers and the complexity of the
> problem

Um, isn't it in this man's vested interest to make people think they
depend on him to fix problems they could fix themselves?  There's a Mac
repair shop in town that takes that approach, so how can you be sure
this man is any different?  Now, I'm not saying he wasn't telling the
truth, because maybe he was, but how can you possibly know?

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Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 23:12 GMT
> > As I wrote elsewhere in this thread, I've been proved to be right; the
> > computer noise was a challenge to fix even for a professional computer
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> this man is any different?  Now, I'm not saying he wasn't telling the
> truth, because maybe he was, but how can you possibly know?

I know because he's a friend who responded to my request for a favour
and he probably would have preferred to have been watching his favourite
TV show.

And he he's smart enough to know that someone that doesn't know the
difference between the battery and the power supply couldn't easily fix
such a problem on his own.

You can never stop being cynical and critical even for a moment, it seems.

Tony
Mike Rosenberg - 20 Oct 2006 23:24 GMT
> You can never stop being cynical and critical even for a moment, it seems.

I'm sorry, but I didn't see the post in which you said the man is your
friend until well after I had posted.  It sounded like you took the G4
into a repair shop.

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Tony Winston - 21 Oct 2006 20:48 GMT
> > You can never stop being cynical and critical even for a moment, it seems.
>
> I'm sorry, but I didn't see the post in which you said the man is your
> friend until well after I had posted.  It sounded like you took the G4
> into a repair shop.

Thank you for expressing your humility, Mike.

Tony
dorayme - 18 Oct 2006 04:52 GMT
> I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Tony

O well, this is different. This is quite different. Why didn't
you say...

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Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 05:43 GMT
> > I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> > eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> O well, this is different. This is quite different. Why didn't
> you say...

Why must I explain in detail every aspect of my reasoning?

If I say something like it being a hassle to extricate my computer and
to put it back into it's place, why can't people take my word for it,
instead of picking me apart for everything I say and requriing a
detailed explication on every point I make and doubting my rationales on
every detail?

Why not give benefit of doubt instead of assuming always that I am wrong?

Tony
dorayme - 18 Oct 2006 06:06 GMT
> > > I forgot to mention that I have poor vision, too (as bad as 20/50 in one
> > > eye) so every time I try to plug something into my computer or unplug
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> If I say something like it being a hassle to extricate my computer and
> to put it back into it's place, why can't people take my word for it,

I believed you from the start on this particular thing. I know
this sort of thing from my own experiences. That is why I build
these little trays on wheels.

> Why not give benefit of doubt instead of assuming always that I am wrong?

I never thought you were wrong about it being a hassle at all...
but to a great extent what most people regard as a hassle and
what they are prepared to do about it are two different things.
Knowledge about your eyesight and nerves puts a different
perspective on things.

Best of luck to you...

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Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 05:06 GMT
> > An acquaintance of mine who's an expert in The Dark Side has seen my
> > studio and he agreed that it would be a hassle to extricate the computer
[quoted text clipped - 17 lines]
> So when I say it's a frigging hassle to extricate my computer and put it
> back into place, I mean it's a frigging hassle.

But even though I have a bad back and bad vision, I clearly have a mind
as sharp as a screw on a fan, and I don't take sh.t from anybody
(including pricks like Dave, who's made fun of my disablities.

Dave, I wonder if you're a youth, because you're as mean a son-of-bitch
as a schoolyard bully.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 18 Oct 2006 05:48 GMT
> But even though I have a bad back and bad vision, I clearly have a mind
> as sharp as a screw on a fan, and I don't take sh.t from anybody
> (including pricks like Dave, who's made fun of my disablities.

I did not make fun of your disabilities, unless you mean your inability
to understand advice.

> Dave, I wonder if you're a youth, because you're as mean a son-of-bitch
> as a schoolyard bully.

No, I'm in my late 40s and just enjoy poking at fools from time to time.

I've given you solid advice, three different ways for you to deal with
your failing Mac, and you've rejected all three as either too difficult
or too inconvenient. You've put forward all manner of excuses, and now
have escalated those to include bad eyesight and a bad back.

Based on all that, I'll say it again. "Sucks to be you."

Now stop whining and get on with your life. Go be a fine artiste or
something.
Tony Winston - 18 Oct 2006 18:27 GMT
> > But even though I have a bad back and bad vision, I clearly have a mind
> > as sharp as a screw on a fan, and I don't take sh.t from anybody
> > (including pricks like Dave, who's made fun of my disablities.
>
> I did not make fun of your disabilities, unless you mean your inability
> to understand advice.

I understand advice when it's conveyed clearly and thoroughly. Neither
you nor anyone else here explained how to replace a fan, power supply or
hard drive -- even cursorily, so you're talking rubbish again.

> I've given you solid advice, three different ways for you to deal with
> your failing Mac, and you've rejected all three as either too difficult
> or too inconvenient.

Not so. I told you I agreed to take the computer to a Macintosh store,
but you choose to keep ignoring that repeated acceptance of advice.

I told you that before I tackle the problem I need to print a job for a
customer but you keep ignoring that. (Yesterday I got my printer back
from the
Epson repar shop and I'm printing the job as we speak.)

>You've put forward all manner of excuses, and now
> have escalated those to include bad eyesight and a bad back.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> Now stop whining and get on with your life. Go be a fine artiste or
> something.

Well, not everyone agrees with you, Oh Arrogant One. Dorayame agrees
with me because he also has visual and computer access difficulties. You
have no empathy.

Don't criticize a man before walking a mile in his shoes. You don't have
a visual handicap, a chronic back and neck injury or a cramped
workstation or poor mechanical skills or a rush printing job that takes
priority over troubleshooting.

Also, one man's pleasure is another man's poison.

Some people find driving -- even in heavy traffic -- to calm their
nerves. For others, driving jangles their nerves.

Can you hike up a 2,800-foot mountain in an hour and-a-half without
collapsing of exhaustion at the summit? Most peope think it's an
unreasonable expectation, yet there are thousands of people in the city
where I live who do it easily every week during the summers and think
that if other people can't do it easily, that they're wimps.

If it's so easy to do what others do, why can't any of you be
internationally recognized, professional fine artists with tens of
thousands of fans and a fan base that grows daily, like I have? I bet
most of you couldn't do that if your lives depended on it, just as I
couldn't be a good mechanic if my life depended on it. I bet that not
one of you reading this could achieve my level of success as a fine
artist if you tried. Only a small percentage of people who try to make a
living as fine artists succeed at it. The point is that everyone has
their own skills, and they vary dramatically from person to person and
what seems like child's play to one person seems like a huge burden --
or even impossible -- to others.

I know a woman who's a member of MENSA, who admits to being hopeless at
even simple mechanical tasks.

"Sucks to be you." That's not an insult? Why don't you say that to your
boss or your spouse, friends (if you have any of those), or relatives
and see if they don't think it's an insult?

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 18 Oct 2006 18:48 GMT
> You
> have no empathy.

For you, at this time.

> Don't criticize a man before walking a mile in his shoes. You don't have
> a visual handicap, a chronic back and neck injury or a cramped
> workstation or poor mechanical skills or a rush printing job that takes
> priority over troubleshooting.

In fact, I have a visual handicap, chronic back and neck injuries, and
I work in the graphics, print and publishing industry so I ALWAYS have
rush printing jobs to deal with.

<snip more whining>
Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 15:58 GMT
> > You
> > have no empathy.
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> <snip more whining>

I noticed that in your  list of shortcomings, you didn't include "poor
mechanical skills" – but that's the crucial shortcoming; all the other
shortcomings could be tolerated if not for my shortcoming of mechanical skills.

Also, my lack of training as a computer technician is a crucial skill
that I lack, as I wrote before. I've been contradicted several times by
several people about this here, but now I've been vindicated.

I got my friend who's an expert in the Dark Side to come over to work on
the computer noise problem.

It turns out that the fan in the power supply was loose.

It took my friend about an hour and-a-quarter to partially fix the
problem. He estimated it would have taken another two hours to fix the
problem thoroughly, but I told him not to bother. (He has a four-year
college diploma in computers.)

He agreed that it would have been hard for me to fix the problem. He
said implied that the job was somewhat of a challenge to him (but that
he enjoys such challenges).

I showed him the PDF version of the G4 Qucksilver manual that I was led
to by the reference by Dorayme. He got me to print the illustration from
the manual on page 16, showing the back of the G4.

He tried to reduce the noise by poking a screwdriver through the gaps in
the power supply housing to push the fan back, but that didn't work, so
he used the screwdriver as a lever to pull the power supply housing
forward and away from the fan. He said that to fix the problem
thoroughly, he'd have to remove the cover of the power supply first, and
that that would take another two hours of fiddling, partly because of
all the tiny screws holding the power supply cover in place.

But the computer noise is only half as loud as it was before and the
pitch is lower, so it's less annoying, and my friend said there's no
danger from the noise, because he said there are no wires touching the
fan that could be severed by the fan.

During the repair he cleaned some of the dust out of the computer and
showed me how to install RAM and explained things like the difference
between the battery and the power supply.

Using the PDF G4 manual, he also informed me that one of my RAM
cartridges was the wrong one. The manual says that the RAM should be
type 133, but I had a 128-meg RAM cartridge of type 100, so we took it
out because he said it was useless. (I might buy another one when I get
more money.)

So as I said, I've been proved to be right all along. The problem turned
out to be a challenge even for a college-trained and
profesionally-employed computer team leader with a knack for computers.
(He's so knowledgeable about technical issues that he was a computer
team leader in the Phillipines, where he climbed 200-foot microwave
towers to work on them and is now the head of the technical team at the
company where he works.)

And so I've shown that I'm smarter than you thought I was, because, as I
explained repeatedly, I know what my limitations are, and one of the
important lessons I've learned in half a century on this godforsaken
world is not to "bite off more than I can chew".

And another thing I've learned is that problems are usually more
dificult and time-consuming than one anticipates. (That's why, during my
training as a business communicator, I was taught to always add about 20
percent to the cost of jobs I would estimate because jobs are almost
always more difficult and time-consuming that one would think until one
actually starts to work on the project).

Tony
Sara Kirk - 20 Oct 2006 16:22 GMT
[snip a load of complete tosh]

Oh, thank you so much for all of that. I haven't had such an extended
giggle in ages.

May you prowl the corridors of usenet forever, amusing those who've
never heard of you and aren't really sure whether to believe you're real.

Made my day, really.

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Not sure what happened to Byron, he'll be back as soon as I can find him.

Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 16:40 GMT
> [snip a load of complete tosh]
>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>
> Not sure what happened to Byron, he'll be back as soon as I can find him.

Who's Byron, and who the f.ck are you, you stupid c.nt, and what the
f.ck are you going on about?

Tony
Adrian - 20 Oct 2006 16:31 GMT
> He tried to reduce the noise by poking a screwdriver through the gaps in
> the power supply housing to push the fan back, but that didn't work, so
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> that that would take another two hours of fiddling, partly because of
> all the tiny screws holding the power supply cover in place.

This entire post is a joke, right? This must be the best troll in years!
Just packed full of goodies! We can't leave this alone, but I'm just
going to sit back and enjoy the follow ups.

Thanks again!

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Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 16:41 GMT
> > He tried to reduce the noise by poking a screwdriver through the gaps in
> > the power supply housing to push the fan back, but that didn't work, so
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
> --
> Adrian

f.ck you, dickhead. We don't need trolls here.

Tony
Adrian - 20 Oct 2006 17:09 GMT
> f.ck you, dickhead. We don't need trolls here.

Whoops, that's me put in my place then!

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Sara Kirk - 20 Oct 2006 16:51 GMT
> > He tried to reduce the noise by poking a screwdriver through the gaps in
> > the power supply housing to push the fan back, but that didn't work, so
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Thanks again!

I know! Especially on a Friday afternoon! Pure gold.

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Not sure what happened to Byron, he'll be back as soon as I can find him.

Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 17:24 GMT
> > > He tried to reduce the noise by poking a screwdriver through the gaps in
> > > the power supply housing to push the fan back, but that didn't work, so
[quoted text clipped - 11 lines]
>
> I know! Especially on a Friday afternoon! Pure gold.

The newsgroups are filled with pompous and cynical armchair critics like
you, pontificating from afar, making vague insuts and nasty jokes.

But what computers have they ever tried to fix? I wouldn't be surprised
if the answer is none.

What useful contributions do you have? Zilch.

It's easy to hide behind their computers and criticize.

Tony
Adrian - 20 Oct 2006 17:37 GMT
> But what computers have they ever tried to fix? I wouldn't be surprised
> if the answer is none.

Fixed many ... over many years ... in fact I've successfully resolved
*all* the hardware issues for my computers without ever having to send
for repair (not saying it won't ever happen). But, more to the point,
your usefully detailed description of the repair techniques employed by
your friend (with the "four year college diploma in computers") clearly
shows that, well, education isn't everything! A poor effort, to put it
kindly.

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Dave Balderstone - 20 Oct 2006 17:46 GMT
> > But what computers have they ever tried to fix? I wouldn't be surprised
> > if the answer is none.
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
> shows that, well, education isn't everything! A poor effort, to put it
> kindly.

3.5 hours to fix a loose fan... I suspect a mail-order diploma from a
matchbook advertiser.
Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 18:40 GMT
> > > But what computers have they ever tried to fix? I wouldn't be surprised
> > > if the answer is none.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> 3.5 hours to fix a loose fan... I suspect a mail-order diploma from a
> matchbook advertiser.

Typical condescending whining and assumptions from a armchair critics.

How do you know what problems were involved? Did you read an inspection
report? Nooooooooo....

For example, the computer was asleep part of the time, and the noise
usually doesn't occur then, so we had to wait twice for the noise to
start again. It's impossible to figure out where the noise is coming
from when the noise isn't occurring.

But you, bombastic, cynical critics, think you know everything and can
do everything better, even though you don't know all the details.

It's easy to put others down when you're at a safe distance, but if you
were actually put to the test and had to fix the problem yourself, your
arrogance would melt away.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 20 Oct 2006 18:49 GMT
> It's easy to put others down when you're at a safe distance, but if you
> were actually put to the test and had to fix the problem yourself, your
> arrogance would melt away.

Three and a half hours to fix a loose fan in a G4 Mac is ludicrous.
Simply ludicrous.
Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 19:05 GMT
> > It's easy to put others down when you're at a safe distance, but if you
> > were actually put to the test and had to fix the problem yourself, your
> > arrogance would melt away.
>
> Three and a half hours to fix a loose fan in a G4 Mac is ludicrous.
> Simply ludicrous.

I think he may have been exaggerating about the extra two hours. I think
he might have been able to do it in two hours total. That's still an
significant amount of time and work involved to fix the problem, even
for a qualified expert.

But of course you would find fault with any repairman who takes a lot of
time. For example, I had a paper jam and clogged nozzle on my Epson 7600
and it took the repairman I think eight hours to fix the problem.
Naturally, you, being a know-it-all, would say the repairman was
obviously inept or purposely working slowly, without knowing the details
of the problems.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 20 Oct 2006 20:00 GMT
> For example, I had a paper jam and clogged nozzle on my Epson 7600
> and it took the repairman I think eight hours to fix the problem.
> Naturally, you, being a know-it-all, would say the repairman was
> obviously inept or purposely working slowly, without knowing the details
> of the problems.

I'd say nothing at all, as I don't know how to repair Epson printers. I
do know how to repair Macs, which why I feel confident in my
pronouncements in this thread.
Adrian - 20 Oct 2006 22:43 GMT
> For example, the computer was asleep part of the time, and the noise
> usually doesn't occur then, so we had to wait twice for the noise to
> start again. It's impossible to figure out where the noise is coming
> from when the noise isn't occurring.

The sleep issue made this problem *easier* to diagnose. Computers are
mostly made up of fixed electronic components that don't make any
mechanical noise. Normally the only significant moving mechanical parts
are the fans and the hard drive. When the computer is asleep the fans
and the hard drive stop spinning. The fact that the noise stops at that
point makes those 2 things the first to check.

Maybe your computer expert did a computer diploma in relation to
software and programming rather than anything much to do with hardware.

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Tony Winston - 20 Oct 2006 22:49 GMT
> > For example, the computer was asleep part of the time, and the noise
> > usually doesn't occur then, so we had to wait twice for the noise to
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Yet more erroneous assuptions.

The screen was dark but that doesn't  necessarily mean that the computer
is asleep.

Tony
Adrian - 20 Oct 2006 23:43 GMT
> Yet more erroneous assuptions.
>
> The screen was dark but that doesn't  necessarily mean that the computer
> is asleep.

For goodness sake Tony, it was you who said the noise stopped when the
computer was asleep!! I didn't assume anything ... you said: "For
example, the computer was asleep part of the time, and the noise usually
doesn't occur then"

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Tony Winston - 21 Oct 2006 19:19 GMT
> > Yet more erroneous assuptions.
> >
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> example, the computer was asleep part of the time, and the noise usually
> doesn't occur then"

You're right. I made a mistake. I apologize.

Tony
Adrian - 21 Oct 2006 19:53 GMT
> You're right. I made a mistake. I apologize.

So we're all happy, maybe! Just keep your ear open for your fan giving
up the ghost completely. Very unlikely to cause anything immediately
dramatic but it's there for a reason, so you could have an overheating
problem in that event. Just keep using you computer but I recommend
shutting down fully overnight and when you are out of the house (we are
talking tiny risks nevertheless).

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Tony Winston - 21 Oct 2006 20:44 GMT
> > You're right. I made a mistake. I apologize.
>
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> shutting down fully overnight and when you are out of the house (we are
> talking tiny risks nevertheless).

Thanks, Adrian.

So there's a tiny risk even though the fan is silent when the computer
and monitor are asleep and even though my computer friend reduced the
fan's operational noise significantly?

(As you rightly pointed out in correcting my error above, the fan is
silent when the computer and monitor are asleep and those times tend to
be at night and when I'm out of the office.)

Tony
Adrian - 21 Oct 2006 21:27 GMT
> So there's a tiny risk even though the fan is silent when the computer
> and monitor are asleep and even though my computer friend reduced the
> fan's operational noise significantly?

You will be familiar with how your computer sounds now when running
normally (with its reduced fan noise). All can be expected to be fine.
When your computer goes to sleep there is minimal demand on the power
supply and the fan is normally inactive anyway. Nevertheless, being
power supply related, and if you want to be especially cautious you may
want to shut down rather than sleep the computer if you are going to
leave it unattended at home when you are out. This is actually
recommended these days for all of us anyway, in the interests of saving
energy.

My guess is that at some point in the future the fan noise will change
again. If it gets particularly loud, or stops completely, I suggest that
you ask your friend to have a look/listen. The small risk is of the fan
stopping working altogether, and allowing certain components to overheat
(either within the fan motor itself or on the power supply which it
normally cools). Don't worry, it won't instantly turn into a flaming
fireball but if you ever smell scorched electrics simply shut it down
and get professional assistance.

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Tony Winston - 26 Oct 2006 20:15 GMT
> > So there's a tiny risk even though the fan is silent when the computer
> > and monitor are asleep and even though my computer friend reduced the
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Thank you very much, Adrian.

Tony Winston
Tony Winston - 21 Oct 2006 19:05 GMT
> Maybe your computer expert did a computer diploma in relation to
> software and programming rather than anything much to do with hardware.
>
> --
> Adrian

My computer expert friend built computers when he was in his computer
program in college.

Also, you're probably overlooking the fact that he's an
I.B.M.-compatible p.c.  expert, and hasn't worked on Mac p.c.s.

Also, part of the reason the repair took so long is because he was
answering my questions as I watched him work.

Also, he cleaned some of the dust out of the computer.

Tony
Sn!pe - 21 Oct 2006 19:13 GMT
> Also, he cleaned some of the dust out of the computer.

I'll give you this, Tony, you're obviously in good hands.

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Tony Winston - 21 Oct 2006 20:45 GMT
> > Also, he cleaned some of the dust out of the computer.
>
> I'll give you this, Tony, you're obviously in good hands.

I think you're the first person to say that.

Others such as Dave, Adrian, Dorayme and that mouthy newcomer called
Sara (who had only snickering put-downs to contribute) think he's
amateurish and/or didn't do the job thoroughly enough.

Tony
Dave Balderstone - 21 Oct 2006 21:41 GMT
> Others such as Dave, Adrian, Dorayme and that mouthy newcomer called
> Sara (who had only snickering put-downs to contribute) think he's
> amateurish and/or didn't do the job thoroughly enough.

If he's estimating 3.5 hours to replace a fan, then he is less than
amateurish.
Sn!pe - 21 Oct 2006 22:03 GMT
> If he's estimating 3.5 hours to replace a fan, then he is less than
> amateurish.

Has it been established whether the fan makes a whirring sound,
or a whoosh instead?

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